tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18528235006038768602011-04-21T16:01:04.883-07:00Famous quotes by comic and funny man Groucho MarxQuoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.comBlogger141100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852823500603876860.post-26564731257815859882007-05-02T17:46:00.000-07:002007-05-02T17:47:22.501-07:00I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it<br />- Groucho Marx<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://home.worldnet.att.net/~quotations/">Famous Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852823500603876860-2656473125781585988?l=groucho-marx.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852823500603876860.post-14749791388721493402007-03-17T01:01:00.001-07:002007-03-17T01:01:42.859-07:00Women should be obscene and not heard.<br />- Groucho Marx<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://spelling.wordpress.com/" title="Spelling">Spelling</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852823500603876860-1474979138872149340?l=groucho-marx.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852823500603876860.post-58631136684578301492007-02-25T08:59:00.000-08:002007-02-25T08:59:41.810-08:00<title>Groucho Marx Quotes</title>Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.<br />- Groucho Marx<br /><br /><a href="http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/">Funny Jokes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852823500603876860-5863113668457830149?l=groucho-marx.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852823500603876860.post-74368311567546418482007-02-25T08:58:00.000-08:002007-02-25T08:58:26.530-08:00<title>Groucho Marx Quotes</title>I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.<br />- Groucho Marx<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://home.att.net/~quotations/">Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://www.freefind.com/find.html?id=7685396">Famous Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://www.quotescentral.com/index.php">Famous Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852823500603876860-7436831156754641848?l=groucho-marx.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852823500603876860.post-79136892307958308522007-01-30T22:52:00.000-08:002007-01-30T22:53:48.212-08:00Groucho Marx Quotes<br /><br />Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women<br />- Groucho Marx<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://quotes.wordpress.com/">Famous Quotes</a> <a href="http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/">Funny-Quotes</a> <a href="http://mark-twain.blogspot.com/">Mark Twain Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852823500603876860-7913689230795830852?l=groucho-marx.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852823500603876860.post-72909854181006272422006-12-11T20:33:00.001-08:002006-12-11T20:33:59.181-08:00Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes<br /><br />I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.<br />- Groucho Marx<br /> <br />From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.<br />- Groucho Marx <br /><br /><a href="http://www.quotesexchange.com/">Famous Quotes - Quotes - Love Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://quotes.wordpress.com/">Famous Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://quotations.home.worldnet.att.net/" title="Famous Quotes">Famous Quotes</a> <br /><a href="http://home.att.net/~quotations/">Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://www.freefind.com/find.html?id=7685396" title="Famous Quotes">Famous Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852823500603876860-7290985418100627242?l=groucho-marx.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852823500603876860.post-21896671057682583592006-12-11T20:31:00.000-08:002006-12-11T20:33:16.788-08:00<em><strong>Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes</strong></em><br /><br /><br />Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money<br />- Groucho Marx<br /> <br />Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana<br />- Groucho Marx<br /> <br /><br /> <br /> I cannot say that I do not disagree with you<br />- Groucho Marx <br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.toptenhumor.com/">Humor</a><br /><a href="http://jokeoftheday.wordpress.com/">Joke of the Day</a><br /><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/">Funny Jokes</a><br /><a href="http://www.jokes-joke.com/">Funny Jokes</a><br /><a href="http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/">Funny Jokes</a><br /><a href="http://morefunnyjokes.wordpress.com/">More Funny Jokes</a><br /><a href="http://funnydirtyjokes.blogspot.com/">Funny Dirty Jokes</a><br /><a href="http://www.goodcleanjokes.com/">Funny Clean Jokes</a><br /><a href="http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/">Funny Jokes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852823500603876860-2189667105768258359?l=groucho-marx.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852823500603876860.post-72703399358943997022006-11-30T16:59:00.000-08:002006-11-30T17:01:15.418-08:00Groucho Marx Quotes - Happy or Unhappy<br /><br />I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.<br />- Groucho Marx<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://henny-youngman.blogspot.com/">Henny Youngman Quotes</a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://quotations.home.worldnet.att.net/" title="Famous Quotes">Famous Quotes</a> <a href="http://home.att.net/~quotations/index.html">Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852823500603876860-7270339935894399702?l=groucho-marx.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852823500603876860.post-27997571733988157852006-11-30T16:58:00.000-08:002006-11-30T16:59:14.899-08:00<em><strong>Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes - Honest</strong></em><br /><br />There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.<br />- Groucho Marx<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://mark-twain.blogspot.com/">Mark Twain Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://joan-rivers.blogspot.com/">Joan Rivers Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852823500603876860-2799757173398815785?l=groucho-marx.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852823500603876860.post-65227384603833394332006-11-30T16:56:00.000-08:002006-11-30T16:58:13.533-08:00<em><strong>Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes - Politics</strong></em><br /><br />Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.<br />- Groucho Marx<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://oscar-wilde.blogspot.com/">Oscar Wilde Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://oscar-levant.blogspot.com/">Oscar Levant Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852823500603876860-6522738460383339433?l=groucho-marx.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852823500603876860.post-18528051336864230632006-11-21T12:57:00.000-08:002006-11-21T12:58:33.272-08:00I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.<br />- Groucho Marx<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852823500603876860-1852805133686423063?l=groucho-marx.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852823500603876860.post-27827144614144517522006-11-21T12:56:00.000-08:002006-11-21T12:57:30.735-08:00I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.<br />- Groucho Marx<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852823500603876860-2782714461414451752?l=groucho-marx.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852823500603876860.post-8351346589034062252006-11-14T16:44:00.000-08:002006-11-14T16:45:29.691-08:00A man's only as old as the woman he feels.<br />- Groucho Marx<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852823500603876860-835134658903406225?l=groucho-marx.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1852823500603876860.post-63590084184870647272006-11-14T16:36:00.000-08:002006-11-14T16:44:53.473-08:00I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.<br />- Groucho Marx<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1852823500603876860-6359008418487064727?l=groucho-marx.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0