Groucho Marx

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it
- Groucho Marx



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Women should be obscene and not heard.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
- Groucho Marx

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
- Groucho Marx

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Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
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I cannot say that I do not disagree with you
- Groucho Marx


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