Showing posts with label funny quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny quotes. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Groucho Marx Quotes

Groucho Marx Quotes

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women
- Groucho Marx




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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes - Politics

Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes - Politics

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
- Groucho Marx


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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Perfectly Wonderful Evening - Groucho Marx Quotes

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
- Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- Groucho Marx

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Old Man

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
- Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Quotes

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- Groucho Marx