Groucho Marx Quotes - Happy or Unhappy
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
- Groucho Marx
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Thursday, November 30, 2006
Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes - Honest
Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes - Honest
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
- Groucho Marx
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There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
- Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes - Politics
Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes - Politics
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
- Groucho Marx
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Perfectly Wonderful Evening - Groucho Marx Quotes
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
- Groucho Marx
- Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- Groucho Marx
- Groucho Marx
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Old Man
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
- Groucho Marx
- Groucho Marx
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- Groucho Marx
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