Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes

Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
- Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
- Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes

Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes


Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money
- Groucho Marx

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
- Groucho Marx



I cannot say that I do not disagree with you
- Groucho Marx


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Groucho Marx Quotes - Happy or Unhappy

Groucho Marx Quotes - Happy or Unhappy

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
- Groucho Marx


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Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes - Honest

Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes - Honest

There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
- Groucho Marx


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Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes - Politics

Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes - Politics

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
- Groucho Marx


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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
- Groucho Marx

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- Groucho Marx

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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
- Groucho Marx

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- Groucho Marx