Groucho Marx Quotes

Groucho Marx Quotes

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women
- Groucho Marx




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Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes - Honest

Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes - Honest

There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
- Groucho Marx


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Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes - Politics

Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes - Politics

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
- Groucho Marx


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Perfectly Wonderful Evening - Groucho Marx Quotes

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
- Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Quotes - Funny Quotes

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- Groucho Marx

Old Man

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
- Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Quotes

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- Groucho Marx